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Failure Demotivational Poster

LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow

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Rating: 3.15/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:31 am
Porc, you tricked me into eating that cake. You said it was "special chocolate". Moo+ & AK, thanks for your concern for my blood pressure.
Agent K - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am
WTFO...Deep breaths man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am
Slow down Buddy. you're gonna stroke out.
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am
hey you ate my spacecake. Don't you forget it
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:31 am
using pot. BTW, main stream media (other than Fox) also ignored the fact that he associated with domestic terrorists, Marxists, black nationalists, and attended an anti-govt, anti-white church for 20 years. Maybe you should wake up and smell the fascism.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:29 am
Matt, I remember the liberals severly attacking Bush over his past abuses. I also remember him being smart enough to admit he made mistakes and not providing details so haters like you could keep attacking. I also missed any "national outrage" about BHO
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:27 am
SD, you seem to conviently forget that Chelsea and the Obama kids are strictly off limits to the media and that has been respected while the Bush twins and Sarah Palin's kids are brutally attacked.
Matt - July 23, 2009, 10:40 am
Yeh or how we couldn't talk about our last presidents 7 year addiction to coke, and his severe alcoholism because it happened before he ran for office. But Obama mentions trying pot and its a national outrage.
Sam Dalton - July 6, 2009, 12:38 am
It's kinda like how it's only fair to talk about a politician's gay kids if that politican's a Democrat. If they're Republican, family is off-limits.


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Rating: 4.9/5

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dazzdust - November 21, 2010, 3:53 pm
lol his fat ass to big to be in their
agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:39 pm
MAsterfully played.
Claire - November 17, 2010, 6:27 pm
The last line got me.

8 HOUR FAILURE - Are you kidding, me all day! Ronsart was on suicide watch, Logicdude got blisters from fapping off to Selma, and Aggy, well I don't have a clue.

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Rating: 3.43/5

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Hawamleh - June 23, 2010, 3:59 pm
I Actually Left the house... the light was so strong *shudders*
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 2:44 pm
That's SALMA..S-A-L-M-A! Get it right! Mmmmmmmm Saaaaaalmaaaa....*fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*
Ed-Hyde - August 18, 2009, 11:34 am
What would Aggy do? Guiness and Bewbs. Hmm, new theme of the day, WWAD - what would aggy do?

REALITY - you don't get better you just melt away with time

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Rating: 4.75/5

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Hawamleh - September 12, 2011, 10:19 am
I have a lot of experience mate, you only have to make a better poster than the last one you made, and since you've made none, any attempt would be good. we all have posters we're not proud of, it's what we build on, good luck.
LeightonESmith - September 12, 2011, 7:14 am
I was going to attempt to "create" a motifake tonight. This has completely taken the wind out of my sails with it's sheer demotivating awesomeness.

SIMPLE - Words To Live By.

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Rating: 4.82/5

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twill1962 - January 10, 2013, 10:39 am
I'd buy a lottery ticket.
OmegaReaper - April 6, 2012, 3:23 pm
Become immortal?
SorayaDarqsyde - December 25, 2011, 12:22 am
"I would make mashed potatoes!" ~Gir~
Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 1:59 pm
AHAHAHA! You fool! The choice itself is a failure! ^_-
yourepicfailure - December 10, 2011, 1:33 am
I Really Can't Decide What To do with many fail Choices. Gotta think about this a little...
falloutghoul - December 9, 2011, 8:28 pm
Ohhh, 5o many choice5....
MetalliTool - December 6, 2011, 8:51 pm
Argue with a woman!
sniperslayer95 - December 6, 2011, 8:43 pm
Rule the world

MANKIND - Our greatest glory is not in never failing... It is in climbing back up when we do fall

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Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - December 30, 2011, 5:21 pm

Sho - December 30, 2011, 8:00 am
If you survived the fall


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Rating: 4.79/5

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Sean - January 15, 2012, 10:44 pm
Agreed. Marriage sucks. Cats rule. And in my case, we stay together for the sake of the (many) cats.
mariand - December 12, 2011, 12:35 am
Great!!!...save the cats...don't get married

FAILURE - Decisions don't have television shows, they have consequences.

FAILURE - Don't look for it here! Everything in this pic is PURE WIN!

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Rating: 3.11/5

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Mikeipee - September 16, 2010, 10:56 am
Some how I doubt that. I got no use for herpes.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL.... well, I can look past it for now... if she drinks the pitcher while I down those chicken fingers. After that, we'll discuss attire.
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 5:39 pm
Ag, don't you mean "Ummmmm... she is wearing a shirt." Lol!
culos - August 29, 2009, 4:07 am
Probably still better than anything you'll ever shag....
Mikeipee - August 29, 2009, 3:16 am
That's a shemale.
agdaniele - August 28, 2009, 11:08 pm
Ummmmm... her shirt's tucked in. 4.95L


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Rating: 4.65/5

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Hawamleh - August 25, 2011, 4:42 am
Now this one does deserve a bump :D
Verdeckt - August 25, 2011, 12:47 am
Hawamleh - July 4, 2010, 10:36 pm
Thank You
omiweapon - July 3, 2010, 7:35 pm
Well done
Faceplant31 - July 2, 2010, 6:30 pm
Amazazing! Thats how i feel about the top five.
Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 3:48 pm
thanks Guys I hope i can always make these things
Haarakkon - July 2, 2010, 1:34 pm
Very nice.
RnRollie - July 2, 2010, 11:02 am
20 lions
MisterJJ - July 2, 2010, 9:15 am
A REAL demotivational poster... It's been a while. Nice!
forseti - July 2, 2010, 9:03 am


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Rating: 4.82/5

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aggy - June 8, 2013, 4:49 am
Genius lives.


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CloudchaserS - May 29, 2012, 5:17 am
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 5:21 pm
Sorry. Realised I went off-topic there. Great poster. Is that man dead now?
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 2:18 pm
Actually that's just given me an idea... Hope my next poster isn't rejected.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 2:14 pm
Bless him. He did some good things as president. But he was only human, and as such, made the odd small mistake. Plus one HUGE one.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2012, 2:07 pm
Nixon was the one that said that if the President does it, it's not illegal, LOL.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2012, 2:06 pm
And makes it that much funnier, too.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 1:50 pm
Lincoln or Roosevelt (Theo), one of them I think. Not Nixon, though, for sure.
spacedog - May 28, 2012, 11:47 am
Yosemite Sam?
CloudchaserS - May 28, 2012, 11:01 am
If "speak softly and carry a big stick" doesn't work fast enough in a given situation, speak loudly, carry a bigger stick and use it! *hopes that someone will get the reference*

HAVE AT THEE - Failure. I do it every day. And I'll be back with more tomorrow.

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Rating: 3.57/5

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WTFO - November 7, 2009, 12:27 am
Nice poster
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:29 pm
...and can keep the pace.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:20 pm
Even better to have someone who gets it.
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 11:14 pm
Ha! I throw straight lines out in the comments all the time. It great to have someone play along.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:10 pm
Had to post that... after calling you out on your comment yethterday.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:09 pm
Me too! OMG.... we are so like twins!!!
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 11:07 pm
I got nuffin yet, gonna watch it tonight.
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 11:04 pm
Bugger this.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:01 pm
Holy Grail tomorrow, Space... whatcha got?
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:14 pm
Love it!

HE SAID "SMILE, IT COULD BE WORSE". - So I smiled and it got worse.

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Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - August 26, 2012, 11:09 pm
Reality Lord - August 26, 2012, 9:55 pm

wait a sec...first poster...dude...very very nice :D. MOARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bull - August 26, 2012, 3:43 pm
That's beautiful. 5L !!

WHO IS GENERAL FAILURE? - and why is he reading my hard disk?

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Rating: 2.77/5

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Sho - June 19, 2011, 1:44 pm
I chuckled
WTF - August 18, 2010, 6:36 pm
Okay, this isn't even funny to a computer geek.

LIBERALISM - "Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgement, repeated every day." -- Jim Rohn

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Rating: 3.11/5

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calvin5040 - December 7, 2011, 7:52 pm
guns don't kill people, people kill people...(sarcasm)
kvash3154 - May 28, 2010, 3:54 pm
"Liberalism" is just another way to oppress free thinking, while pretending to "liberate".
clayduster - October 14, 2009, 5:49 pm
actually America is holding up western civilization watch the news yaman before someone hits you with the cunt punt
Shamrock - September 9, 2009, 2:14 pm
Stop thinking that you're making any change in the way Americans think by whining on Motifake. Yamam, you twat.
yamam - September 5, 2009, 4:44 pm
really, america is not holding up western civilisation! stop thinking your the greatest nation in the world, your really not =]
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 2:34 am
Really satisfies.
Sean - September 3, 2009, 2:33 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 2:25 am
Just a joke.....albeit a sarcastic joke.
Sean - September 3, 2009, 1:24 am
My money's on sarcasm, unless he thinks yer Jim Rohm in real life.
WTFO - September 3, 2009, 1:07 am
Compliment or sarcasm? Hard to tell with a post, moo+.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 2, 2009, 4:46 am
Yeah, That's way more original.
WTFO - September 2, 2009, 1:22 am
Todd Snyder: As construtive critism, here is what I did with this pic a while back.
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 5:33 pm
Thanks BC.
bOB cHIN - May 28, 2009, 11:06 am
I make it a habit to steer clear of the politcal style posters in comment as not to incite rampant retorts of others that differ with my views, however I find this cartoon close enough to my own view as to give it a rating over 3, tho west civ isa stretch

OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you

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Rating: 2.14/5

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freestyler - November 24, 2009, 2:05 pm
nice hijack

FONTS - Way to go from "Family Friendly" to "Creepy Guys in Overcoats" in just one word...

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Rating: 3.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2010, 3:57 am
Sean Connery: Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo, twice. Alex Trebek: That's Foreign Flicks, Mr. Connery.
Hypercat-Z - August 29, 2009, 1:46 pm
After assembling the sign, they made some steps backward to admire their work, and then they said: "Shiiit!"

IDEALISM - Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr.


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Rating: 4.67/5

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Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:19 pm
*[email protected] productions
Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
If you like true demotivational posters, check out despair.com and also a website called [email protected] productions. The posters there aspire to be true demotivators. Hope that helps.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:52 pm
thx Mr. Temp.
temp - October 4, 2009, 10:42 pm
But to all posters (n.), don't stop what you're doing. At least one person, somewhere thinks your poster is funny. Even if it never makes it past the moderator.
temp - October 4, 2009, 10:40 pm
Based on the artistic style and content of real motivational posters, this is a TRUE de-motivational poster. One of the few I've seen on this site. There is plenty of funny stuff on here, but i consider this a true de-motivational. Just my opinion.
Shithead - April 26, 2009, 2:05 am
It's great how everyone on this site jerks ron off for absolutely nothing. Its even better when everyone on this site rages when someone states an opinion that isn't parallel with their own. Seriously though, ronsart I hope you don't quit your day job..
RON - April 26, 2009, 12:38 am
Poophead knows what I think of him...must be boyfriend junkie of exwife...lol Thanks everyone of you for positive comments...appreciated very much! Th
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 12:04 am
these hate-filled Timmies: Fuck the fucking fuckers!
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 12:04 am
Ron, I don't get why you are being attacked so blindly. This one is totally in the demotivational line. I have a favorite word because it can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, adverb, and an exclamation. Let me use that word as advice when dealing with
LogicDude - April 25, 2009, 11:18 pm
Rerun...I was just "seconding the motion" as it were and agreeing with you. Definitely wasn't saying that to you...you are a healthy participant in this Motifake madness we call a website. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 25, 2009, 10:40 pm
This is one of the better demotivational posters ever made, and anyone who says different just doesn't get it. Perhaps the timmies should go back to playing pokemon.
rerun - April 25, 2009, 8:15 pm

LD - My comments were not directed at you...they were directed at Shithead...but you do offer excellent advice.
LogicDude - April 25, 2009, 6:26 pm
Put up or STFU. Make some funny posters instead of just bitchin' or GTFO.
rerun - April 25, 2009, 2:30 pm

I consider myself as part of the "inner circle: and I don't have any top 10 motifakes, thus your argument is full of shit, as is your name.
agdaniele - April 25, 2009, 1:36 pm
Based on Alex and Pit-head's contributions to the motifake "pool" it's safe to say that any insult to Ron's posters is, in fact, a compliment. If someone who loves Taco Bell compliments your lasagne, is it really going to be a point of pride?
Shithead - April 25, 2009, 10:47 am
I agree with Alex. I'm also getting tired of the 'inner circle' of motifake, where about 60% of all top rated motifails are made by about 5 people. What's worse is that they aren't even funny, they're just stupid inside jokes or serious motifakes.
Sean - April 24, 2009, 11:02 am
This is a first rate parody, and to be a parody it has to resemble its target as much as possible.
Sean - April 24, 2009, 11:01 am
Alex, Ron has taken a cliche "Stepping stones to ..." "Success" "Financial Security" etc. and flipped it around entirely. So the jaunty way that cliche reads to those who are all too familar with it takes you to the opposite of RON's punchline: failure.
Alex - April 24, 2009, 10:55 am
When will you get out of this site ? This is motifake, for fake motivationals, if you want to post oh so deep motivators go somewhere else!
RON - April 23, 2009, 10:10 pm
THANK YOU SIRS! I have to many RON haters to have any poster stay on any level...slowly but surely...down voted...reason have others on top..done by hackers way back when...but do really appreciate comments and votes...ur good men...now get back to work!
agdaniele - April 23, 2009, 8:48 pm
Sean - April 23, 2009, 8:05 pm
Not just good. Great.
Haarakkon - April 23, 2009, 7:58 pm
I agree. This is good. So why isn't it even on the top-rated page?
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:20 pm
woohoo just what's been missing!
mooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2009, 11:54 am
I agree with Cubby. This is what this site is all about.......5 Lions
Cubbybear - April 23, 2009, 11:47 am
Truly a demotivator...thanks Ron for making my day...LOL

SUCCESS - $500,000 a year working for Google Some people just reek of what...?

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Rating: 3.23/5

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Chopperliscious - June 2, 2009, 9:52 pm
Geek solidarity!


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spacedog - December 10, 2009, 11:15 pm
Thanks Random.
MrRandom - December 10, 2009, 11:01 pm
Happy Birthday, by the way.

LOSER! - You still use Myspace?


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Rating: 1.14/5

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Greeny - February 4, 2012, 8:09 am
I second that
Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 5:08 am
Beautiful man.. Just beautiful.


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Rating: 4.77/5

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DeGrey - October 10, 2010, 2:55 pm
Don't be so hardon yourself you just got it on upside down


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CloudchaserS - December 21, 2012, 10:42 am
Oh that's easy. Depending on your political party affiliation, just blame Democrats or Republicans

WOMEN - If it has tires, they can't park it.

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Rating: 4.54/5

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SUCCESS IS NOTHING BUT LUCK - ...Just ask any failure.

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FAILURE - If at first you don't succeed Failure may be your style

FAILURE - Why the unicorns? Why not the mosquitoes...

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GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 7:57 pm
no, because the mosquito's momma's raised them right, and they RSVP'D!
boeweizer - March 9, 2010, 7:52 pm
bc mosquitos can fly


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R.S.Jake - December 18, 2009, 5:24 pm
Apply at the Rein-Carnation Restaurant.

THE ANY KEY - After two years of searching, i finally found it :D

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Rating: 2.38/5

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Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 2:38 am
LOL!! at the comments.
St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 2:01 pm
WOW..................... it took you 2 times to say that?
Wow................ - March 9, 2009, 7:00 pm
took you two years to find that?
Wow................................................................................... - March 9, 2009, 6:59 pm
took you two years to find that?


EPIC SUCCESS FAILURE - Shortly after basking in the glory, you realize you'll probably never feel so good again.

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maoworks2 - January 11, 2012, 9:44 am
So True One Up.

FAILURE - The Greatest Barrier to Failure is the Fear of Success

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Sean - March 7, 2010, 2:02 am
I once struck out in tee-ball. But I also made two of the three outs of a triple play.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 1:20 am
Perfection... for the 1300th time.


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Bovee - March 4, 2010, 9:29 am
baised on everything that has been said so far you all must be huge lacrosse fans. cause it is a mix of all of them but better.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:18 am
Wow. I need to calm down. Soccer wishes it was the amsomeness that hockey is.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:17 am
Soccer, all you need is a cheap, $3 ball, and 21 other A-holes that can't catch, throw, hit, tackle, shoot, or pass AND weren't fast enough for track. Even roller hockey gear is much more expensive.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:15 am
I do agree whole-heartedly with CANADA, soccer is an inferior sport. The reason Hockey isn't as popular in America as soccer is two fold, The expense of the gear needed to play, and the necessity of ice. Ice is tough to come by in some places @ some times
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:12 am
P.S. I don't care about hockey, or any other winter Olympic sport, but I do want my country to win everything, all time. If you think that attitude is wrong, then maybe you should move to a country that engenders that feeling in you.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:10 am
When the Roughriders come down to Miami and beat the Saints, I'll admit failure. It's your game, everyone in your country plays it as soon as they can put on skates. You should win the gold. Don't pull a muscle reaching around to pat yourself on the back.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:52 pm
My keyboard has a stutter.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:47 pm
Yeah. Those hockey, Canada, those hockey games on me on the edge of my seat...and I'm not usually a fan.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:46 pm
I googled the reason. It's not played in enough countries. An olympic sport has to be played in at least 75 nations...and played by women in at least 40.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:45 pm
lol Bart. Im just disturbing shit. they are both great sports
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:45 pm
IDK, I only watch the winter olympics
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:44 pm
How's football inferior? It's by far the more masculine sport, requiring more in the way of brute force...and it involves more strategy than hockey.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:43 pm
Is football (the one where you don't use your hands) in the Olympics?
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:42 pm
no, because football is an inferior sport.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:42 pm
A wise old motifaker once said "curling loses something on the TV" but I don't remember which motifaker it was
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:41 pm
Why isn't football (the one where you use your hainds) in the Olympics? Would it just be too confusing because of the similar names?
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:40 pm
closest to the center gets points. for every rock you have closer to the center than your opponents closest rock is a point
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:36 pm
ya, team martin kicked ass!
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:35 pm
It is actually more interesting than I thought it would be. I sat and watched it for a while. I think I almost understand how they score it. lol The bald dude representing Canada seemed pretty beast.
DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 11:33 pm
Curling is the shit though. One of the better sports IMO
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:32 pm
sport. That's when I'll compete. It can't be far off. I mean Curling...mumble mumble.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:31 pm
Yeah, it was a great game...though I'm a little disappointed with the aftermath. But, hey, we held our own and hockey is Canada's national sport. Maybe if the contest was football...mumble mumble. Personally, I'm waiting for pool to become an Olympic
DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 11:30 pm
No one expected them to finish second though, so I'm still proud of them, they have made hockey more popular in the states, and our national team is only going to get better.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:19 pm
that was kinda mean of them. even meaner of me to laugh
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:18 pm
My favorite part was when they walked past them all with gold medals on a tray. lol
MrRandom - March 3, 2010, 11:16 pm
Agreed with TTH. But I can't be the only one who took a little guilty joy at how disappointed some of them looked. Great game though.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:14 pm
Winning a Silver in the Olympic Games is better than anything any of us will probably ever do. Especially you. but ESPECIALLY me.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 6:26 pm
ask the Russians about silver.. or bronze. The USA team didn't disappoint anyone. It was a great hockey tournament and great fun
Derek - March 3, 2010, 6:13 pm
Owww come on, perspective please! One of the best teams ever. No shame!

POINT OF FAILURE - Having only one saves time trouble shooting and leaves more time for you to pack your shit.



METICULOUSNESS - Your Failure will touch the lives of others... and probably make them barf.

LUNCH TIME - sometimes you win sometimes you get eaten

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Dicks - August 18, 2009, 7:21 am
Sharks. Pissing off the cute animal lovers since, like fucking forever.
yer mom - August 29, 2008, 4:50 pm
delicious seal! nom nom nom

Epic Fail -

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Sean - March 14, 2009, 8:50 pm
Yeah they do spell out "blood", and she's using her nipples for punctuation. The only socially acceptable way to make "air quotes".
Porcelina - March 14, 2009, 6:28 pm
How is it not obvious? But yeah, none of them are bloods...
HtD - March 14, 2009, 6:15 pm
It's ok Mark. Not everyone can be a gangster.
Mark - March 14, 2009, 5:35 pm
Well it wasn't obvious to me until you pointed it out. Thank you.
Auron - March 14, 2009, 5:25 pm
Its in reference to the Bloods. Which is a well known gang. To state the obvious(I've read some of the comments here on motifake, and I feel I have to) her hands spell out the word blood.
Anon - March 11, 2009, 1:15 am
not even southern califonians get that shit but it is supposedly gang related
Kung-Fu Devil - November 26, 2008, 12:22 am
I have no idea what that means, and I can't even blame the spelling error. Crazy kids!

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Greeny - June 15, 2015, 8:23 pm
Pay cometh before pride... thank goodneth
spacedog - April 29, 2013, 10:25 pm
HA! No no, I'm not that clever. This poster was from a few days back when we had the reset. I just couldn't find the image again, so this one had to do.
MissPriss - April 29, 2013, 10:20 pm
Not sure but it feels like a few 5L clues that says you're talking about motifake...teehee!

CATASTROPHIC FAILURE - David Blaine's last stunt didn't work out quite as planned ...

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Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:09 am

agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 1:17 am
stumbles a little, but great pic and connected caption. 5L

FAILURE - The Ability To Start At The Top On Monday And Find Yourself In The Basement On Friday

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Jamesd - May 6, 2010, 9:08 pm
That's going to hurt come winter.
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 9:42 pm
Extreme bottom-step hi-five.

THIS BLACK HOLE - is where your relationship is going.

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Rating: 4/5

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Claire - June 3, 2010, 12:00 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 2, 2010, 9:47 pm
Speak for yourself. Mines going to civil court.

FAILURE - Forgetting to enable shields after an epic space battle.

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Rating: 3.8/5

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GreyScorpion - June 8, 2010, 1:32 pm
no worse than your spelling
P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 1:02 pm
That guys aim is terrable


OPTIONS - They trademarked "failure is not an option". Can I get that in writing?

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Haarakkon - August 28, 2009, 6:55 pm
This is brilliant, Bob. My 5 also seems wasted...
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 3:17 pm
My 5 Poodles vote got lost in all the graduation failures that voted before me

CREATIVITY - What You Lack

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Rating: 2.45/5

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LOLOLOL - July 28, 2009, 5:47 pm
Bowser is fail compared to other video game villians... Kefka(FF6) the Firstborn (Jericho) burmac (GOW) Metal gears (metal gear) forum trolls (internet) scientology (cults) Tom cruise (bad actors) Chuck Norris (Tough) Cornholio(Cornholio) and man Bear pig
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 2:00 am
Nice one! You made a tunnel to complain about somebody else's lack of creativity! Man you do all the work for me!


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Rating: 4.82/5

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LordKraven - January 3, 2011, 5:00 pm
ok seriously what the hell is that????? 5 stunned silent lions


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Rating: 4.76/5

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djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 1:52 pm
Still love it! xx I can imagine: Marriage After 15 years, nothing says.....
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:19 pm
This needed a title! I wanted to 5 it but couldn't.


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Rating: 4.27/5

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maxtt83 - February 14, 2015, 6:43 am
you have 12 hours to remove my photo from your site. After that i will sue you.


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Rating: 4.17/5

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rerun - December 25, 2009, 9:05 pm

cause she was drunk on Corona Light and forgot to get in line ar Lycra R Us Outfitters



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IMBECILES - Confusing a Tina Fey joke with a Sarah Palin quote

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launchpad - January 13, 2010, 12:34 pm
Dumb as she is!!!
launchpad - January 13, 2010, 12:34 pm
National Guard does not respond to aircraft going into Alaska....That is why we have AF bases there...
WTFO - October 12, 2009, 6:03 pm
That is far more exp than Obama's living in Jakarta as a child or Hillary's photo trips as first lady. BTW, I don't see you as a troll. I don't think she had great foreign relations exp. but she had some with a nation that is a serious danger to us.
WTFO - October 12, 2009, 6:00 pm
Art, her point (poorly delivered as it was) was that Russia routinely flies nuclear class bombers next to and into our airspace in AK. As Gov, she commanded the Air Nat. Guard that responded. Therefore, she has to be briefed on US/Russian relations.
Art - October 7, 2009, 4:37 am
Stumbled across this image and laughed out loud. Sorry to "troll", but come on! Shouldn't it be titled "Imbeciles: People who consider Palin's (real) quote a satisfactory example of "foriegn policy experience" for a VP candidate?
James - September 4, 2009, 8:03 am
Palin was a smart women? I'd like to see your example of a stupid one then.
WTFO - March 7, 2009, 12:40 am
Is that fact or your opinion? The only way you could know for sure is if you worked on McCain's campaign. I submit that her resume showed she was much more experienced to be President than Obama is.
dgbt - March 6, 2009, 9:09 am
Palin was picked by McCain only after Obama didn't pick Hillary. Palin was only picked because she is a woman.
WTFO - March 6, 2009, 2:50 am
Thanks, T. Palin was destroyed because she was a threat to the Democratic base. Can you imagine the top female in govt being pro-life and conservative? It scared the liberals so they lashed out sadistically. A smart woman who lived the Am. Dream attacked.
Mark - March 5, 2009, 11:29 am
Obama needed Biden to give his campaign the appearance of having some experience. After all, the reason Blagojevich was charging so much for Obama's Senate seat was because it was hardly used. But Obama saw the Senate once on his way out to campaign.
Toussaint - March 5, 2009, 9:25 am
...Palin was held to a different standard and scrutinized far more than the senile Biden was.
Toussaint - March 5, 2009, 9:24 am
Good one WTFO. I think Mrs. Palin had a strike against her as this country automatically judged her based on her looks. Instead of accepting her own " American Dream" like the zombies who voted for the current POTUS did....
WTFO - March 4, 2009, 11:56 pm
Gov Palin has the qualification of being in charge of the AANG who scramble fighters everytime Russia sends bombers close to our borders. Sounds much more qualified in foreign relations and military issues that the POTUS.
Toussaint - March 2, 2009, 9:00 pm
Tina Fey's show was wallowing next to cancellation till she stumbled upon this gimmick. Hmm, can she do Mrs. Obama?
Mark - March 2, 2009, 2:02 pm
Please insert the word "been" after "I've" in the first sentence. I gave up proof reading for Lent.
Mark - March 2, 2009, 1:59 pm
I've looking around a little bit for BHO's extensive experience in the rhelm of Foreign Policy. All I can find is that his father was Kenyan and he was educated in an Islamic school in Jakarta. Then we have his extensive experience in the Senate. Present!
Big Difference - March 2, 2009, 1:41 pm
It doesn't change the fact that her sole foreign policy experience is that they are next door to Russia and Canada.
Sean - January 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Yes indeed, much further than, say, form Palin's front porch to ... Putin's favorite all-you-can eat chicken and rib joint.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 5:59 pm
I don't know the actual context of the comment but it is a far cry from the joke on SNL.
Sean - January 31, 2009, 5:46 pm
Sean - January 31, 2009, 5:41 pm
What was the context of Palin's remark (I mean originally)? Was it something other than the larger subject of her foreign police experience? Her interview with Katie Couric didn't seem to clarify why Palin would say this in the first place.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 1:54 pm
As an example of the kind of idiot who would confuse the two please reference the comments under the poster "Barack Hussein Obama is a Socialist" by the author "Mark" you'll see an ostrich with its head in the sand.
Trapper - January 31, 2009, 11:39 am
Sarah Palin is the joke, you dumbass

FAILURE - Even when it's unexpected and really odd it's still failure.

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Rating: 2.62/5

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QUADRUPLE FAIL - Can't figure out anything that fails more than MP's in Portuguese language

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Yon - May 18, 2008, 2:27 pm
then you should know first hand shouldnt you.
Elizabeth - April 9, 2008, 1:06 am
I resent that >_> I'm Portuguese

FAILURE - This pretty much summs it up.

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Rating: 2.42/5

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MissGetching. - April 19, 2009, 12:18 am
the website is failure.org. obviously not an old search. and woohoo an extra 'm'. so sue him.
Blueglass - January 8, 2009, 3:31 pm
Poop, Dick and Vaginas! Poop, Dick and Vaginas! Edit out your last search before you shop a pic at least.
LogicDude - January 8, 2009, 3:16 pm
Hmmmm....a spelling failure when trying to point out another person's failure?

ALL WRONG - It's spelled "alright" you illiterate douche.

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Sean - March 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
I know that when I made the original poster, I wasn't writing the text as if it was my doctorate dissertation on dialectical materialism and it's impact upon inland stevedores.
Lina - March 6, 2009, 4:57 pm
Although alright is a common spelling in written dialogue and in other types of informal writing, all right is used in more formal, edited writing. Both ways are correct grammatically. If you're going to be a grammar nazi, learn the craft.
Lina - March 6, 2009, 4:54 pm
The form alright as a one-word spelling of the phrase all right in all of its senses probably arose by analogy with such words as already and altogether.

PREDISPOSITION - Yeah... I know what you're thinking.

DOUBLE FAILURE - I'm not even explaining yours. Wikipedia is your friend.

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Rating: 1.45/5

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TIME - If you didn't have much of it, you'd write "2" instead of misspelling basic words

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Fletch - April 19, 2008, 8:23 am
These ones are starting to bore me.
moose - April 9, 2008, 4:26 pm
Retards, all of them.

FAILURE - Halo 3 is the shit

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Rating: 1.43/5
lukey331 - August 5, 2009, 12:10 pm
Hello Kitty's Magic Island adventure. You all just lost
Warghl - June 26, 2009, 1:35 pm
call of duty 4. Your argument is rendered invalid.
Martin - June 7, 2009, 6:37 am
Can't really argue that Halo 3 isn't the best game in the world... But there still people playing the game, you should check out Bungie.net some time. And Halo 3 has made it easyier for Bungie to make Halo ODST and Halo Reach.
Havoc - May 28, 2009, 6:25 pm
Never was a fan of Halo 3. To many preteens on there screaming when they die. Also not the best 360 game. It was a good game back on the original xbox when it had no competition...
Mr. Shiny - March 24, 2009, 2:30 am
why is it shit?
Correction - February 9, 2009, 6:18 pm
Halo 3 is shit.


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Rating: 5/5

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Uphill Battle -




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spacedog - November 10, 2010, 6:54 pm
GreyScorpion - November 10, 2010, 8:53 am
I think this is a tribute to Mooo's poster basement..5L
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:49 am
Is this a tribute to seedlings? Love it, rerun. 5L


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Rating: 4.59/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 11:16 pm
It has been brought to my attention (by an overzealous fellow member) that I neglected to credit the artist who originally wrote the lines above. Thanks to the band Citizen Cope for the inspiration.
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:14 pm
Very nice.


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GaryO - August 8, 2013, 8:03 pm
On the other hand, Tacos are good

MOTIFAKE - Let Us Be The Judge

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Rating: 4.56/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - April 17, 2010, 6:03 pm
lol...I still think this poster should be the official Motifake ad...
TheTrashHeap - April 17, 2010, 6:01 pm
You have been judged and found wanting drizzle!
Cubbybear - March 10, 2010, 2:42 am
This is why you make such a great Mod 5/5
Motifake Wit Liberation F - March 10, 2010, 1:55 am
BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 3:00 pm
Perfection rerun...5 starving artist Poodles
Airman - March 8, 2010, 5:18 pm
makes ya cringe a bit... got my 5
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 3:26 pm
Yep, you're only as good as your last Poster. So make it a good one.
Derek - March 8, 2010, 3:06 am
One of your very best
lesterinside - March 8, 2010, 2:00 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 1:16 am
damn it Trash, Have you been in the Nutmeg again?
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 12:50 am
Hear YE Hear YE The court of Motifake is now in session! Rerun is sentenced to 5 lions for Poster making in the first degree....Now as Mr Ronsart would say...GET BACK TO WORK!
spacedog - March 8, 2010, 12:41 am
Sweet poster Rerun, 5Ls.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 11:32 pm
You all know I hater posters like this...but this just has style...5L
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:22 pm
This needs to be on the front page all the time.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
I.... love.... this.

DEMOTIVATED POSTERS - The Ability To Take Something Beautiful And Twist It Into A Personal Statement Of Ones Ability To Fail

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Rating: 4.42/5

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REJECTION - When Being Anonymous On The Internet Isn't Good Enough

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MORE FAIL PLEASE - Please mister, just a little bit more fail?

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dy2012 - April 15, 2012, 1:47 am
thank you for being gentle rick :)
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 9:04 pm
Ni5e... I found this quite demotivating; Good job... :)


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Rating: 3.57/5

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CANADA - August 18, 2009, 8:25 am
thats amsome


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a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 7:14 pm
They should put this on the terms of use...
Porcelina - July 29, 2009, 5:38 pm
I wish I could give this 20 lions
mattb - July 29, 2009, 5:33 pm
good job, it needed to be said, 5 lions, i hope all of you annoying liberals and conservatives take a good look.
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 8:48 am
thats a 5er
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 10:02 pm
5 jesus-allegory Lions!
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 10:01 pm
Jesus Christ, that's hilarious!
Sean - July 28, 2009, 10:00 pm
Thanks Mooooooooooooooooooo. Just a little somethin' I made up while drunk ... 20 minutes ago.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2009, 9:43 pm
Sean, The King of appropriate tags. 5 Lions.


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Sean - May 1, 2010, 12:51 am
Note to self: upgrade to at least beta. Like what is this? 1964? (But that would explain the dudes wearing dress socks, though NOT the actual pressence of dudes on my mental beat~reel.)
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 12:16 am
That's gonna scar.

ROMANCE - Jewelry, an expensive trip, clothing... all good ways to say "I love you" Your ear? Not so much.

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Rating: 3.41/5

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Derek - August 30, 2009, 5:36 am
Perhaps he wanted to hear from her? Seriously, Van Gogh knew he was somewhat psycho, and committed himself to the local asylum a number of times.
agdaniele - August 28, 2009, 11:09 pm
5 shinshi lions!

FAILURE - If you fail, try, try again. But give up soon because you don't want to look like an idiot.

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Rating: 3.12/5

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Reaper(KF) - November 13, 2009, 5:47 pm
Wow, I actually got a two.
rerun - November 13, 2009, 3:41 am

There are some here who should make this their Mantra


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Sean - October 3, 2009, 3:42 pm
Yeah MO, aggy's more of a dedicated "fall behinder."
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 3:26 pm
In retrospect, that is a fairly decent line. Thanks.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 3:26 pm
Hey there RoMO!
MO - October 3, 2009, 1:18 pm
Isn't mr Aggiford the popular one today? Everyone just jabbering away at him. And depending on how deep these comments get buried, you know he's not gonna bother going back to read the days comment log.....never was a big "catcher-upper"
Sean - October 3, 2009, 1:13 pm
Sean - October 3, 2009, 1:13 pm
And aggy, that comment of your should be in poster form. Use it sometime.
Sean - October 3, 2009, 1:12 pm
Thanks spacedog but I've never made a secret of the fact that I'm trying to land a job at despair.com and so am ripping off their style. Totally cool poster. Love how you did the text. A whole line unto itself for "Oh well." That's crafsmanship.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 9:22 am
You've gotta love any poster that reaches out and bear hugs you... or as in this case, grabs your soul and walks you over to the liquor cabinet.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:14 am
Thanks. This one is all but stolen from your wheelhouse Sean. Your demotivators always cut deep, making the reader feel he's the target of the poster.
darkangel98s - October 3, 2009, 12:03 am
Awwww... Now I feel bad.
Sean - October 2, 2009, 10:51 pm
Very nice.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 9:21 pm
I love it! Sigh.

FAILURE. - It will screw you out of ever being loved again.

FAILURE - "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."-Thomas Alva Edison

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Vash - December 7, 2009, 3:56 pm
Thans Derek, my one a day quote calendar finally paid off
Derek - December 7, 2009, 3:43 pm
Fantastic quote


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forseti - May 7, 2010, 4:32 am
nice picture, but it isn't really a FAKE motimavional, is it?!?

"IT'S A LITTLE INTIMIDATING" - Speaking of 24 girls attending his daughter's birthday at Camp David. If tween girls are a "little intimidating", then should we be surprised he's scared to confront N. Korea, Iran or Russia?

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WTFO - November 21, 2009, 12:00 am
DB, absolutely on the 'poo-poo head' defense that seems so popular with those who don't like my posters. Great comment on the pre-teen terror, too.
WTFO - November 19, 2009, 12:41 am
NC, nice low-life type attack you submitted there. You are a great example of the kool-aid guzzlers of the US. Don't discuss the topic just attack the messenger. That's ok, his dragging the country to the far left will result in Rep wins in 2010 and 2012.
Nobody Cares - November 6, 2009, 9:55 am
Really? You live alone don't you. Either that or your children are horribly ill raised.


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Rating: 2.77/5

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Current Resident - September 3, 2009, 10:19 am
That's no joke. Brett Farve Two-year contract worth $25 million. That's $25 million bucks there boys and girls.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 2:33 am
He's not what he once was. Yet.. he's still better than most of the quarterbacks in the NFL today.

YOU - know who you are!

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Shtoink - November 19, 2008, 2:11 am
in case you didnt know i made this one with energy in mind

EPIC FAILURE - Tylenol sales at these stadiums most be phenomenal.

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Woodywood03a - September 7, 2009, 6:20 pm
Nope, and you failed Todd, at least two of the four teams in the picture gone to the playoffs and have all-star games in it. and one more had the super bowl.
BoneCD - July 4, 2009, 7:13 am
The Lions...I thought Obama was bailing them out too!